An aunt of mine is over that we don't see very often so I'm not really all that close with her... but man, I wish she were my ninang or something. She just brought over her new car. That's right. Her new SL500 AKA my dream car (I actually want the AMG version but this one will do). Sweet damn it looks f'ing nice! If I were a car I'd want it to bear my children. I'd really like to ask to see inside, but I think my aunt is protective of her car. Plus I'm embarrassed. Perhaps I should offer her a trade. "Hey auntie, if you let me drive your car, I'll let you drive mine. Your's has keyless entry? When you open the doors of mine, a green light turns on."