So I was reading someone's away message (as most addicts do, I think) and came across this one which I thought was funny. I haven't heard the commercial, but reading it gave me a chuckle.



Right now, maybe you're thinking, "I'm a cool guy." But hey! Don't go there. Maybe if you drink a little Sobe Dragon, you can think like that. Because with Sobe Dragon, you feel cool and strong. Like a karate guy "hiiiiyayyyahhhhh!!" And if someone says anything bad to you, you can hit some bricks. BAM BAM BAM! Just to let them know that they should be nice to you. And if your girlfriend asks you, "Why are you acting like a dragon?" You can reply, "I'm not acting, baby."