LOL. It's like I'm asking for it or something. Dumbass.



Most of you who know me know that I'm not the cleanest guy around. My office's a mess, my unshaven face is a mess, my bathroom's a mess, my room's a mess, and more's a mess. My car's a mess, too. Today there was a mixup at work. Because of the mixup, I have to go and drop one of our heavy-ass servers off at our Santa Clara campus (I work in Menlo Park). To transport it I have to use my car. And I can't lift up this heavy-ass server by myself.



So I get one of my cooler coworkers to help me. He's one of the project managers and is arguably an important guy around these parts. I figured we'd put the server in my trunk so before we went out there, I went by myself and pushed a lot of stuff to the side, making it a little cleaner. But oh wait. There's another package that needs to go in there, too, that I forgot about. So when we get out there, he says we gotta put the back seat down and make more room and stuff. So he starts to help me out and begins moving stuff. I thought nothing of it.



"Don't worry about anything. I don't really care about this stuff. Just throw it to the side."



"What do you have these goggles for?"



"Oh, that? It was for my old chemistry class. Haha." I haven't cleaned the trunk of my car in awhile.



"What is this?"



"What's what?" I was moving stuff around and didn't see what he had picked up.



"This right here?"



"Oh. That's a..."



"Is this a [piece of paraphenalia]?" (Actual words have been replaced)



"Uhh. Nah-"



"It is!"



"It's not mine. It's my friend's."



Haha! This is the same coworker who probably mentioned to my boss I'm a bit laid back. Now he probably thinks he knows why. It's cool, though. After that he just said, "You should've just said it was for your chemistry class, too."