Anything you can do, I can do better.



There once were some guys from South Cali.

On them many scores we will tally.

They've whined they don't play enough.

Well too bad, ladies, that's tough.

Perhaps you'd prefer to iron your skirts

and wear your latest baby t-shirts.

Or how 'bout you wait and hear this idea?

Before my cleats say, "Goodbye, nice seein' ya!"

Hey, guys. Grow some balls!

You'll need practice to match all of our calls.

How 'bout you ladies play some sports?

Otherwise it's sure that you'll come up short.

That you're talking shit this early is awesome

but right now our smack talk is playing possum.

It's nice that you think it'll be fun

but you won't think that when you're unable to run

with your foot in your mouth

and NorCal Dominating down South

where I'll dance and say stuff like "I love me some me!"

You'll love it too but you're gonna hate me...You'll see!