Dear the Alpha and the Omega, Allah, Yahweh, our Father who art in heaven, the Lord Almighty, Jesus H. Christ, Son of Man, Creator of heaven and earth, God:



PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE either:



1) For at least one 3-hour period (December 8, 2003, between 1 and 4 PM Pacific Standard Time), bless me with the knowledge to correctly identify the currents and voltages, amplitudes, proper transfer functions, gains, and other such oddities in BJTs, MOSFETs, diodes, operational amplifiers, and other such circuits so that I may pass the last class of my undergraduate career or



2) Speak with Prof. Krishnan's god and have her god tell her that I'm a good kid and should get a passing grade, despite whatever calculations might say. Have her god tell her that it's ok to give me a passing grade since I won't be using any of the stuff I "learned" in my future career and that no one will think of her any differently if she let Daniel Reyes pass her Electric Circuits 115 class. And Daniel Reyes won't tell anyone else if you pass him and not some other possibly more deserving junior who has another full year of classes to make up for a failed grade.



Please oh please oh please! Above all things, just help to ensure that I pass this class! Please!



Please!



I'm begging!