My dumps. My lovely lumps of dumps.

This may be a bit of a disgusting or weird blog, but have you ever taken those wonderful dumps? You know, those magnificent releases of weight that brings you instant relief? Or am I the only one? I could be. Haha.

And then do you look at it before you flush it and think, "Look at that. I laid that. Magnificent." Maybe not think those words, but do you look back at your dumps? Haha. Or am I just a really peculiar person?

Human Interaction

I've thought about this a couple of times and it's weird that I'm not doing more to change it but it's strange to me that on a regular day live human interaction is a rarity. I wouldn't necessarily call myself a loner but I think that I'm getting too used to the way things are.

Because I work from home, I lack coworkers. On the rare occassions when I do have a business trip, my interaction with coworkers at the client site is minimal. And my evenings are spent on my own. I'm not complaining and I'm not saying it's a sad existence. I'm just thinking, "Sheesh. I spend a good amount of time on my own."

And then I got to thinking that this whole past year - since my time in Europe - I've spent a good amount of time without a whole lot of human interaction. But is that normal? I know that during work hours, I'm lacking in this area. But after work, is there a lot of interaction that I'm missing out on? I probably am. Hmm... I'm going to ponder this idea further. I don't feel like writing any more.

I forgive you...

... but just for this week, Kevan Barlow. I wasn't going to blog about this but figured that I might want to remember that a future hall of famer pro-bowl running back third-round draft pick with a well-deserved contract extension San Francisco 49er apologized to me. Haha. So here's the story.

We went to an FHM party in downtown San Jose at The Vault on Friday night. There was a good amount of hot girls and Brian, Oliver, and John Tabs were interested in meeting them. But Brian and Oliver abandoned their wingman and John Tabs, myself, and Ei decided to part the crowds and look for them. Me and John were following Ei when we get splashed by some dude's drink. And I was looking back at John saying "What the hell?" when I big African-American dude bumps into me. Then he says "My bad. Sorry about that and for the season we've been having so far. I'm partly to blame because I haven't lived up to my contract extension. I promise to do a better job running behind the line that we have and hopefully we'll be able to pull off a couple of wins and I can provide Alex Smith with some much needed relief." I didn't think anything of it and just thought he looked like Barlow. So I jokingly said to John, "Haha. That was Kevan Barlow."

We kept walking and John was looking back seeing if it really was him. It turns out it was. John turned around and asked the guy with Barlow (turns out it was a security guard) who it was and he confirmed it. Haha. So I got Barlow's attention and shook hands with him and said "Good game last game." Haha. It's the first thing that came up. He did have a decent game.

Then I told Eileen to go buy him a drink and flirt with him. She didn't. The end.

The Asian Experience

Remember Steven Seagal? Or how bout that movie where he plays a random, quiet, non-assuming guy but happens to be a kick-ass Ninja-like retired Navy Seal who decides to fight? I think I've seen maybe one or two of his movies that I can remember and it seems that's what his role is in all his movies.

Anyhow, I perused that site after wondering if he was any part Asian because apparently he knows how to bottle up Asian-ness and sell it as an experience. Yes. He is now selling his own brand of energy drink, Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink - Asian Experience. I don't know about you, but I find amusement and humor in this.

I also find his "love of rasta music that led him to study with a teacher in Jamaica" amusing. Anyhow, this was hardly a bloggable event but I thought I'd share Steven Seagal's Asian Experience.